Prussian Wank

When you wank to the pace of a march, such as Preussens Gloria, with precise and measured strokes. You may only fire once your officer orders you to.

I just had a prussian wank to Königgrätzer Marsch with the rest of the Aspergers' Group!

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Prussian Power Wank

A Prussian Power Wank is defined as a man of full or partial germanic ancestry wanking extremely quickly to the picture of a famous german figure

Don't worry about hans hes having a prussian power wank

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