a flow of blood and other material from the lining of the uterus, occurring in non-pregnant women at intervals of about 28 days between puberty and the menopause and typically lasting for a few days.

"Orion Proxima pops up once in a month and is so fucking annoying"
"I wish Orion Proxima didn't exist"
"I have to buy so many tampons so Orion Proxima can stop"
"Orion Proxima might suddenly come up to small girls between ages 11-13 and start causing them pain"

Orion proxima by Orion_Proxima April 29, 2021

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Distal star proximal dog

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.

One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".

Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".

Distal star proximal dog by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008

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proximal

nearest to the body or core

Citations that are proximal to the main contribution of a paper are more significant.

proximal by david dictionary May 12, 2015

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