a flow of blood and other material from the lining of the uterus, occurring in non-pregnant women at intervals of about 28 days between puberty and the menopause and typically lasting for a few days.

"Orion Proxima pops up once in a month and is so fucking annoying"
"I wish Orion Proxima didn't exist"
"I have to buy so many tampons so Orion Proxima can stop"
"Orion Proxima might suddenly come up to small girls between ages 11-13 and start causing them pain"

Orion proxima by Orion_Proxima April 29, 2021

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Proxima Centauri

Located 4.25 light years/40 trillion kilometres away from our solar system, Proxima Centauri is the closest star to us and is a low mass red dwarf star and is expected to live for 4 trillion years more, if it doesn’t get destroyed by something. Proxima Centauri has 3 planets orbiting it, Proxima Centauri b-c-d. B is a super earth discovered in 2016 and is in the stars habitable zone. C is a debated super earth or super Neptune discovered in 2019. D is a sub earth orbiting very close to the star, it was discovered in 2022.

Astronomer 1: Yo bro, we might not even know if there’s another planet in the Proxima Centauri system
Astronomer 2: woah that’s crazy work

Proxima Centauri by Limedread June 21, 2026

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Distal star proximal dog

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.

One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".

Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".

Distal star proximal dog by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008

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