UncleBenTheRice's definitions

Provo

A city in Utah that is such a shithole it proves that Satan is a real person and that Hell is a real place.

When I was staring into a sunset in Hawaii I really felt God's presence. When I drove along the I-15 corridor and passed through Provo I could feel the presence of Lucifer.

by UncleBenTheRice April 2, 2016

Hillary Clinton

An inspiration to pant suit wearing, short haired feminists everywhere.

I am probably going to need a chain saw to remove that overgrown tree in my front yard. The trunk is easily the circumference of Hillary Clinton's cankles.

by UncleBenTheRice March 31, 2016