2 definitions by UncleBenTheRice
A city in Utah that is such a shithole it proves that Satan is a real person and that Hell is a real place.
When I was staring into a sunset in Hawaii I really felt God's presence. When I drove along the I-15 corridor and passed through Provo I could feel the presence of Lucifer.
by UncleBenTheRice December 23, 2015
I am probably going to need a chain saw to remove that overgrown tree in my front yard. The trunk is easily the circumference of Hillary Clinton's cankles.
by UncleBenTheRice December 22, 2015