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What Afas is meant to do, but fails to do repeatedly
For example, “afas, please can you provide chicken choking for me?” “Yes”. And then, he fails to do so.
Provide by Cb9000 October 27, 2022

provide thee succ

Very famous sentence spoken by a random Dark Souls 3 character that could be really misunderstood if used out of context, especially because the character that uses this expression is a thot
"If I can PROVIDE THEE SUCCour, only tell me how"

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment 

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.
EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

Island Provide Cards 

A card of a persons face on Meta Horizon. It Can be sold only if Permission Asked.
Person 1: I just got some rare Island Provide Cards!!
Person 2: I have 50 of them.
Island Provide Cards by Coolman274 January 30, 2024

Island provide card

An island provide card is a face of an individual on Meta Horizon World. It was invented by Rainbow The 6th, AKA, Owner of Blowup The Movie.
Your partner: I just gave someone an island provide card!
You: just one.?

beta provider 

A foolish male who works long and hard to financially support a woman who, ultimately, does not love nor respect him and is not sexually attracted to him.
Ned was a idiot for being a beta provider for Becky and for thinking a woman like her ever loved him. She cheated on him and now he's stuck paying alimony, while she rides the alpha cock carousel.
beta provider by Chesc December 9, 2013
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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