provide

1. To copulate and care for
2. To feed on bread

1. He brought over an immigrant to provide for her and her family.

2. Kevin provided with her in a moment of pure extacy.

by jew4you July 15, 2010

Provide

What Afas is meant to do, but fails to do repeatedly

For example, “afas, please can you provide chicken choking for me?” “Yes”. And then, he fails to do so.

by Cb9000 October 27, 2022

provide thee succ

Very famous sentence spoken by a random Dark Souls 3 character that could be really misunderstood if used out of context, especially because the character that uses this expression is a thot

"If I can PROVIDE THEE SUCCour, only tell me how"

by provide thee succ August 16, 2017

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

Island Provide Cards

A card of a persons face on Meta Horizon. It Can be sold only if Permission Asked.

Person 1: I just got some rare Island Provide Cards!!
Person 2: I have 50 of them.

by Coolman274 January 30, 2024

Island provide card

An island provide card is a face of an individual on Meta Horizon World. It was invented by Rainbow The 6th, AKA, Owner of Blowup The Movie.

Your partner: I just gave someone an island provide card!
You: just one.?

by Coolman274 June 4, 2024

beta provider

A foolish male who works long and hard to financially support a woman who, ultimately, does not love nor respect him and is not sexually attracted to him.

Ned was a idiot for being a beta provider for Becky and for thinking a woman like her ever loved him. She cheated on him and now he's stuck paying alimony, while she rides the alpha cock carousel.

by Chesc December 9, 2013