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Protes

Protes- Short for protein of a gratuitous nature.
"ARGGHHGHGH"-Angry Man
"Whats up with him?"- Concerned friend
"Obviously short on his protes for the day"- Other Friend.
by ProtesKing69 January 22, 2011
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protes mcgoats

The act of ingesting protein prior to getting swole as phuck.
Hey brah, did you crush that protes mcgoats before shredding that pussy?
by Icanhaz1more October 25, 2011
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Dank Protes

A term used by wannabe meat heads and weight lifters for protein.
Bro!! I took to much dank protes after our last lift sesh and got squirt shits again !

I forgot to wash the dank protes out of my shaker cup now it smells like my sisters ass.
by terry TERRY TURTLE January 11, 2019
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Profesicus

A person whose mind is completely free. Who sees without limits, and views the world from out, of body like that of the spirit. Absent of judgment, not influenced by emotions, thoughts, or external static. But holds the power to blend soul with mind and eyes with soul as if they were the creator of the universe. Profoundly connected with everything and an enlightened understanding of the heavens far beyond that of space and time.
The man that spoke about the harmonious balance of loves heart was indeed himself Profesicus.
by Profesicus August 20, 2020
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Strictly Professional

These are a combination of words used by Mr. Hero Fiennes Tiffin to describe his relationship with Ms. Josephine Langford. They both are the most strictly professional actors that you have ever heard of.
-Hey did you see the new interview with Hero and Jo?
-I did. Apparently, they are just 'strictly professional', but we know otherwise.
by A Josexual November 15, 2020
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protect the booty and not be fruity

protect the booty and not be fruity — prison slang for tactics used by inmates to protect themselves from prison rape.

If any of them actually worked, prison rape would not occur.

To not be raped in prison you must have a low score on the statistical indicators below. If you can check one or more of the the following factors below you are likely to be targeted for sexual assault the moment you enter a penal facility:

Youthful age
good looks
ambiguous sexual orientation

Characteristics that mark you as a candidate for abuse are:

small size
physical weakness
being white
being gay
being a first offender
possessing "feminine" characteristics such as long hair or a high voice
being unassertive or unaggressive
being shy
being intellectual
not being street-smart
being “passive"
having been convicted of a sexual offense against a minor
entering prison not associated with a set or a gang

Prisoners with one or more of these characteristics typically face an increased risk of sexual abuse, and prisoners with several overlapping characteristics are much more likely than other inmates to be targeted for abuse.

The best way to avoid prison rape is to stay out of prison at all costs. If you are reading an Urban Dictionary entry you need to avoid prison. And, if you write Urban Dictionary entries YOU REALLY NEED TO STAY OUT OF PRISON!!!!!!
According to Department of Corrections statistics there are several ways to protect the booty and not be fruity. If any of them actually worked; then, prison rape would be nonexistent.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023
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Operation PROTECT

A New Zealand (NZ) military operation established to support the New Zealand governments response to Covid 19. The operation was formed when it was discovered that other NZ government departments were completely incompetent, and entirely incapable of doing anything other than cashing their absorbently high pay checks for doing very little. The NZ military then spent approximately 2 years repeatedly correcting the ineptitude of these government departments and guiding them step by step through the simplest of tasks to ensure the containment of Covid 19. This operation was done in conjunction with maintaining all other NZ military outputs, therefore creating significant fatigue of military personnel. This resulted in excessive attrition of service personnel whom were both frustrated with the governments maladroitness, and the militaries senior leadership for their inability to defend their personnel; and instead were only focused on furthering their own careers.
Mate: So what is Operation PROTECT?

Other Mate: So bullshit to bail out the incompetence of the government.
by ThatsNotMyRealName2 October 18, 2021
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