Protes

Protes- Short for protein of a gratuitous nature.

"ARGGHHGHGH"-Angry Man
"Whats up with him?"- Concerned friend
"Obviously short on his protes for the day"- Other Friend.

by ProtesKing69 January 22, 2011

Dank Protes

A term used by wannabe meat heads and weight lifters for protein.

Bro!! I took to much dank protes after our last lift sesh and got squirt shits again !

I forgot to wash the dank protes out of my shaker cup now it smells like my sisters ass.

by terry TERRY TURTLE January 11, 2019

protes mcgoats

The act of ingesting protein prior to getting swole as phuck.

Hey brah, did you crush that protes mcgoats before shredding that pussy?

by Icanhaz1more October 25, 2011