Prosglish

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A form of English where sentences contain spelling errors or minor word mistakes, yet the intended meaning remains clear to the listener or reader.

Prosglish is a form of English where certain words are replaced with common misspellings or informal shortcuts I.e
Give me that book what you buy. → (Meant to say: Give me that book that you bought.)
She don’t likes pizza. → (Meant to say: She doesn’t like pizza.)
Definately, I will recieve ur massage soon." → (Meant to say: "Definitely, I will receive your message soon.)

The car has a fast break system.
Wen we said we Wer coming wit force, dey didn't believe it → (Meant to say: when we said we were coming with force, they didn't believe it.)

Prosglish by Ezv February 16, 2025

Words you can keep

prostishoes

The type of shoes worn by a prostitute. Usually consist of high heels and large soles.

Look at her prostishoes - just like they wear in soho.

prostishoes by AndrewYoung July 15, 2006

Related Words

Prosglish • Phonglish • Ponglish • Pringlish • prostishoes • Prowlishaw

Phonglish

when your smart phone auto corrects to the entirely wrong word making you look like a Dumb ass

sorry, phonglish, I meant eight, not ate

Phonglish by JoBob McBignose March 1, 2011

Pringlish

pringle man giberish understood and spoken only by educated individuals who are slowly losing their sanity.

EDGVBFUIJSDBGAIJUFGBJUOSIAGBUIJ....."Aww he be speakin Pringlish."

Pringlish by vetrolater May 20, 2021

Prowlishaw

When you have had several pints of carling and start to prowl after any female in a club or bar while dancing by self, only to fail miserably!!

My mate had his 3rd pint and was lurking and stumbling his way towards bunch of lasses on the dance floor, he was going full PROWLISHAW.

Prowlishaw by The Dead man! January 24, 2022

Ponglish

The act of speaking broken Polish and English within the same sentence

“Muszę kupić five tickets na pociąg.”
“Why are you speaking ponglish haha”

Ponglish by Jittle Yang January 18, 2025

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026