prophylactic 

a condom, rubber, jimmy hat, etc.

Mr. Gravitz put a propylactic on his large member before hittin it with her.

prophylactic by Becksta December 27, 1999

prophylactic 

an odd type of scientific slang. refers to condoms.

"can i get a prophylactic? ...a prophylactic? ahhhhh *whatever*"

prophylactic by tto005 March 24, 2009

Prophylactic reservation 

A restaurant reservation made as a backup plan when dining with friends with questionable taste.

My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.

Prophylactic reservation by toddx June 22, 2012

Prophylactic Shock 

When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.

Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.

Prophylactic Shock by Gunnat Nation December 5, 2010

Prophylactic Shock 

The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.

My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.

Prophylactic Shock by Fyodor May 12, 2006

Prophylactic Shock 

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken

When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.

Prophylactic Shock by iRustin January 2, 2010

prophylactic rodent

a punk band from Altlanta, GA

"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."

prophylactic rodent by ghylsain is a faggot September 16, 2003