Believing you and your life are either literally or metaphorically the center of a metaphysical narrative in which you are the protagonist and that your life obstacles or people you disagree with or dislike are forces of evil. Most often seen in people who have consumed large amounts of entertainment such as books, movies, or video games which have a concrete "good or bad" for most of their lives.
"My sister in law keeps referencing Harry Potter online when politics are brought up. I think she may have a protagonist complex."
"Quit being so self righteous. You sound like you have a protagonist complex."
The Hentai Protagonist Haircut (or hph for short) is that generic haircut dudes get looking like a damn bowl on their head. Literally the most boring possible haircut a dude could get.
Person 1: Hey did you seeDane's recent haircut?
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut
When an Anime Protagonist is born, 1 or both of their parents are going to die very soon from "Anime Protagonist Disease".
Anime Protagonist: *is born with blue hair Doctor: i'm sorry to say this, but you now have Anime Protagonist Disease
Mother: Do i have to die or him?
Father: why not BOTH?!
She is perfect in every single thing she does and has no flaws or vulnerabilities. She never has need of male acceptance or approval of any kind because SHE DON’T NEED NO MAN. She is a warrior. She is a goddess. She is...Strong Female Protagonist™️.
Man #1: Dammmn, look at the ass on that one, bruh. Man #2: You better keep that shit to yourself, man. That’s Strong Female Protagonist™️. If you sexualize her, she’ll cut your nuts off and feed them to you. But she won’t feed them to you in the kitchen because a woman doesn’t have to belong in the kitchen. Man #1: Man, fuck this shit.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.