A worthless piece of paper given to an underachiever (or someone over 30 years old with at least one divorce under their belt) from the highly prestigious Community College arena . This piece of paper proudly demonstrates the receiver’s lack of brains and discipline to go to an actual College and receive an actual degree. See also, Participation Award.

“I got my Certificate of Proficiency in Mechatronics Operations in the mail finally!”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”

certificate of proficiency by rrrrrrrrrfgrrrrgfdgdfgdfgdfgFF January 26, 2020

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proficient

Skilled, adept, competent.

He was very proficient in his task.

proficient by Larstait November 15, 2003

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pooficiency

You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace

Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!

pooficiency by poo-minator March 11, 2015

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Pooficiency

When you are very regular and can get all your business done for the day in a relatively short window of time.

Dave has a high level of pooficiency. He can easily knock out 3 before 10 am and be done for the day. He's extremely pooficient.

Pooficiency by DurtyDetoxx January 17, 2024

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