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Witty Profiles
Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.
Obsession will occur.
School work will be put off until every single quote
on the top quotes list is read.
Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
quotes in so you don’t forget them.
Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
Obsession will occur.
School work will be put off until every single quote
on the top quotes list is read.
Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
quotes in so you don’t forget them.
Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
Witty Profiles by Lovetwolovetwolive December 8, 2010
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probbles
probbles by probbles_is_a_word101 April 8, 2009
proubles
proubles by the AH-MAZING becca :) August 24, 2008
Probles
That was your probles and you are wanting to do it again.
Probles by 🔐QueenMcBossy💋 May 29, 2018
Witty Profiles
1. Where self confidence goes to die.
2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.
3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.
4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.
3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.
4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!
2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!
3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!
4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!
2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!
3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!
4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!
Witty Profiles by Harsh Reality. April 16, 2012
proubles
proubles by theAH-MAZINGbecca September 28, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
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