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Pro Noob
Someone who seems to get worse and worse each time you play a videogame with them. Specifically people with lives or people who rarely play the game but suck at other games.
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Pro-Noob
A player of the Super Smash Bros. series that is very hard to KO, but usually accidentally Self Destructs (SD's) once within a match. Accidentally performing actions that prevent you from grabbing the edge of a stage to save yourself even though you are right there is called "Pro-Noobing." Someone who does this constantly is known as a Pro-Noob, but there is a difference between being KO'ed, Pro-Noobing, and actually SD'ing, and a player can Pro-Noob without actually being a Pro-Noob. The below actions are Pro-Noob moves.
1. Air-Guarding by accident that makes you pass the edge without grabbing it. Doing so to avoid an attack from an edge guarder is also considered Pro-Noobing.
2. Accidentally using a character's skill in the wrong direction that cause them to be SD'ed.
3. Being knocked towards the edge and accidentally using an attack that prevents recovering.
4. KO'ing yourself as well as your opponent with an item.
5. Attempting to attack someone over the edge of the stage and end up KO'ing yourself instead or as well.
1. Air-Guarding by accident that makes you pass the edge without grabbing it. Doing so to avoid an attack from an edge guarder is also considered Pro-Noobing.
2. Accidentally using a character's skill in the wrong direction that cause them to be SD'ed.
3. Being knocked towards the edge and accidentally using an attack that prevents recovering.
4. KO'ing yourself as well as your opponent with an item.
5. Attempting to attack someone over the edge of the stage and end up KO'ing yourself instead or as well.
Me Pro You Noob
Me Pro You Noob by Buggy_bear_ October 22, 2019
Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God
One of those clickbait Minecraft (or Among Us) YouTube videos you find on the internet. Can also come in the form of, “Noob vs pro.” But in this case it is a noob going against a pro going against a hacker going against a god.
Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God by Nice182645 February 5, 2021
Teh Noobzors Pro
"You guys seen Teh Noobzors Pro lately?" "Last i saw him he was beatin off to May 05' Playboy...for the 79th time
Teh Noobzors Pro by @n0n0n0nmous October 20, 2008
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