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Prize Pig 

Prize pig is where you end up with the last female in the bar. She is usually drunk and pretty much ready to go.

Alternatively, you have Parking Lot Prize Pig. This is where you simply hang out in the parking lot of your local pub, and pick off the Prize Pigs! :)
Yo, lets' head to Parsnips and play Prize Pig.
Prize Pig by GTB-GTG April 13, 2007

Prized Pig

Describes the token (attractive) female in a predominately male environment, such as an engineering department. Typically the center of unwanted advancements and conversely a target of opportunity for her male colleagues.
"I heard Laura is studying mechanical engineering at Purdue... She's gonna be the prized pig of all the nerds."

"Finally, a cute girl showed up in the office."

"She's not that good, you're just getting desperate."
"Fuck it, I'm going poaching for my prized pig."
Prized Pig by High Speed and Hooah December 27, 2012

Prime Pigeon

The ability for one to establish themselves as superior at pigeoning in the context of a friend group. Usually a single individual is designated as the prime pigeon ("prime pighe" for short) but it could also be a multitude of individuals.
Through the intriguing discourse of Boris and Larold, we discern that Boris is indeed the prime pigeon. His pervasive, high efficacy pigeoning grants him this honorable title in the friend group.
Prime Pigeon by pennwhart March 18, 2020

Prime Time Pigeon Activity 

Prime Time Pigeon Activity is the exact time of 3:44 A.M. PTPA isn’t at 3:44 P.M. Only for pussies is PTPA during the P.M. Only real men know Prime time pigeon activity.
“This is my 5th day in a row experiencing Prime Time Pigeon Activity, I need to start going to sleep earlier.”
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026