Prives

Slang term for privates; in reference to text messaging/dick pics/nudes.

Kyle sent Britney a text of his prives.

by Jennz & Kellz January 4, 2019

Priest Kink

A fetish for Priests ( and/or other religious figures).

Person 1: “I think I have a Priest kink.”
Person 2: “ What the fuck?”
Person 1: “It means I want to fuck my pastor.”

by cyberhoe December 1, 2021

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.

Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022

big money prizes

Prizes that are big money

I flipped a jack up when I dealt for euchre... big money prizes.

by 81stCoptic’ June 15, 2018

Turbo Priest

A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process

We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.

by Atheneite October 5, 2017

priest caroling

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

by ProClifo November 27, 2018

prideshipping

The fanfiction pairing of Yami Yugi and Seto Kaiba from Yugioh
A very sexy pairing, but it will leave you questioning your sanity.

"But Seto... I love you..." Yami whispered in urgency.
"I never love anyone!" Seto shouted!
*Five minutes later*
The two men exchanged saliva like their lives were on the line... oh wait... they were!
*cue dramatic music*

And that is an abrideged version of a typical prideshipping story

by Freefallthroughthesky October 28, 2008