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priestiality 

Sex with a priest. First coined in alt.recovery.catholicism.
She had a weakness for Jesuits which manifested itself in priestiality.
priestiality by Ignatius June 19, 2004
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Priestiality 

To use religion as a way to score some bald beaver or some young buns.
He knew he was a victim of priestiality when the priest shot his holy ghost all over him.
Priestiality by eli martin October 19, 2007
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priestiality 

The taboo act of child molestation by priests, common in the Catholic church.
Top Vatican officials did not defrock a priest in a priestiality case involving as many as 200 deaf boys.
priestiality by Winking Chicken April 11, 2010

pokestiality 

The act of kinky sexual intercourse between a pokemon and an animal.
Pokestiality is considered to be wrong, but I still enjoy it frequently.
pokestiality by Kddawggg April 7, 2010

Priestieality

And sexual act performed by a Catholic priest.
News announcement.. Today. Father john was charged with first degree rape after charges of Priestieality were found to be true.
Priestieality by SwingKidd January 18, 2020
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