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Priestophile 

A priest (or equivalent) that has been convicted of paedophilia.
"In other news, a priest has been convicted of paedophilia today.."

Man, when will these priests learn they can't get away with it?

Dude, just call that sucker a priestophile.
Priestophile by Arky Mendoza March 13, 2010
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Priestophile 

Priest that keeps having to move around because he is a pedophile.
Father Johnny has been transferred 15 times in the last two years. He is such a Priestophile!
Priestophile by Urban humor February 28, 2020
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priestophile 

having sex with a Catholic priest or any other priest. usually the priest will be the active and the other person is the passive. A priest would usually have sex with little boys.
Keith: A priestophile had sex with me in a confessional and he raped me hard, and im afriad to tell the pope.
Matt: Yeah, we should tell the pope, since he made my butt 5 inches wider. i wonder who else he had sex with?
priestophile by Matthew Savage August 24, 2006

Pestophile 

A pedophile towards pests they are also annoying
"go away you pestophile!"
Pestophile by Eno_Enerbot June 4, 2018

Prostophile 

A person, male or female, who only "whores" themself out to small children, such as children under the age of about 12.
That creepy old man across the street is such a prostophile..
Prostophile by Auztinn May 17, 2009

Pestophile 

An older guy that wants to go after younger girls, but isn't successful, and so is more of a pest than anything else.
Anthony! She's 15! Stop trying to scheme on her, you pestophile!
Pestophile by CigzInside June 16, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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