Private eye

When you are fucking your girl from behind and pull out before blowing your load. You then take aim spunking in her eye as she looks back at you wondering why you don't want to give her a cream pie.

Dude#1:. How come your gf is squinting?
Dude#2: I have here the private eye last night.

Private eye by mafiaMike July 1, 2018

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Private Eye

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.

Private Eye by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

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One inch high private eye

A short person usually found in the work place who is enjoys snitching on fellow colleagues to the big boss.

Look busy here comes the one inch high private eye!

One inch high private eye by Abiswaythe January 30, 2010

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inch eye-private eye

a person who is nosy, asking too many questions, or known for snooping around in other people's business.

"Man, my girl is always asking me questions about where I been. She need to quit being inch eye-private eye.'

inch eye-private eye by treece December 22, 2005

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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