Prit Stick 

An item of office stationery occasionally used as a dildo.

Gladys: " Doris, have you seen my Prit Stick?"
Doris: "Ermm....."

Prit Stick by stropmag October 25, 2006

pitstick 

Slang for deodorant.

Glen:
Hey dude, I'm smelling like a can of garbage, can I use your pitstick before i leave?

Jordan:
Sure, whatever, just leave it in the bathroom.

pitstick by jordotech September 25, 2008

prittstick 

pretty

You look well prittstick in that, dp it babe

Thanks hunnay

dp pritty pp hot babe

prittstick by prittbabe August 23, 2011

crimson pritstick 

Dick covered in period blood

"She gave me the crimson pritstick last night"

crimson pritstick by PeeGoth March 4, 2019

pritstikuous 

When your friends mom is being a nark and accusing you of looking suspicious.

Patricia is being awfully pritstikuous today isn't she Gerald.

pritstikuous by Simon Fearon May 9, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020