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princest
(n) A female heir who has had sex with one (or both) of her parents. The parents can be kings/queens, presidents, cult leaders, dictators, lords, gods, the pope, buddha, anything/anyone who is of a highest position/rank of their kind.
Princess of Sudetenland: When I grow up I'm going to marry daddy and make more of me because I'm THAT great!
Pedestrian: ...PRINCEST! BURN HER!
Pedestrian: ...PRINCEST! BURN HER!
princest by schmidtbag24 August 5, 2008
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Princest
Ye olden practice of two lesbian princesses of the same family engaging in hot sex. Thou that looks upon it is blessed by the holy power of gods so strongly that they shall die.
A knight and squire venture through the lands 'till they spot a castle. The knight pulls out a telescope and looks through the stained glass windows.
Squire: "What does thou gaze upon?"
Knight: "The greatest thing to have ever plague the earth. Princest."
The knight starts jerking off until he passes out.
Squire: "What does thou gaze upon?"
Knight: "The greatest thing to have ever plague the earth. Princest."
The knight starts jerking off until he passes out.
Princest by Sir Knight August 14, 2015
Princestual
Referring to a royal bloodline were marriage between cousins is common.
It is a contraction of Prince or Princess and Incestual.
It is a contraction of Prince or Princess and Incestual.
Princestual by purpleprincest December 3, 2010
PrinceStormJ2M
PrinceStormJ2M is the ship name of a lovely polyamorous pairing who met on discord.
Prince or- more commonly known as- Jesus, is a funny, quirky and friendly person who generally rebuffs most of Storms flirting. They very commonly describe their voice as “that of a nine year old boys.” The artist.
Storm is very much the flirt of the relationship, she can often be seen writing fanfics about them (some smutty), roleplaying sexy times with them, or sending terrible pickup lines. However, she is incredible at turning everything said into an innuendo, which often makes her lovers blush and come up with their own witty responses. The writer.
J2M is the newest member of the ship. She is almost as flirty (a great sub), kind and funny. She responded very well to Storm’s constant flirting, and they ended up getting into a sexting session where they roleplayed very hot lesbian sex. Later Prince was told about this by a mutual friend. They didn’t hate the idea. It only took moments before the trio was formed and the PrinceStorm server renamed to PrinceStormJ2M. J2M is, of course, the heart and glue of the ship (she also writes).
Prince or- more commonly known as- Jesus, is a funny, quirky and friendly person who generally rebuffs most of Storms flirting. They very commonly describe their voice as “that of a nine year old boys.” The artist.
Storm is very much the flirt of the relationship, she can often be seen writing fanfics about them (some smutty), roleplaying sexy times with them, or sending terrible pickup lines. However, she is incredible at turning everything said into an innuendo, which often makes her lovers blush and come up with their own witty responses. The writer.
J2M is the newest member of the ship. She is almost as flirty (a great sub), kind and funny. She responded very well to Storm’s constant flirting, and they ended up getting into a sexting session where they roleplayed very hot lesbian sex. Later Prince was told about this by a mutual friend. They didn’t hate the idea. It only took moments before the trio was formed and the PrinceStorm server renamed to PrinceStormJ2M. J2M is, of course, the heart and glue of the ship (she also writes).
PrinceStormJ2M by Gae bartender June 12, 2019
Princeston
Hard-working, sexy United States Marine. Gets on your nerves but gives you his all. Tries his very best to make your relationship work. Straight from the 808. With a hint of Cali swag. Loving to the "T" and puts the ones he cares about before himself. The most passionate man you'll ever meet. Simple yet sophisticated. Always has his number one girl on his mind.
Princeston by Thefatmindedskinnygirl May 29, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.