Principles 

Something that can get in the way of doing what’s right, what needs to be done or it can make a person spend excessive energy on worrying about what doesn’t need that much attention or care; often intertwined with ones ego & pride.

don't remove that tag from the bed! you don't understand! it's the Principles of it all that matters!

Principles by Mr Wall January 23, 2006

Principles 

A fundamental source of basis of something

Are there any principles that guide what belongings an immigrant brings?

Principles by DEEEEEEEE! October 3, 2018

Principles of Lag 

A phrase that describes a state in which anything is possible.
Commonly used during video games to describe a cheap or ridiculous death.

"By the Principles of Lag, I should be able to shoot this person, even though they are actually behind me."

"Dude...I was in the room the whole time. How did I not see you come in?"
"By the Principles of Lag."

"By the Principles of Lag, I will ace this biochem exam."

Principles of Lag by zgriffin22 May 10, 2010

principles of design 

process and product of structuring visual form, it is the way something is organised
everything is made for a purpose, it just works

these are principles of design

principles of design by gman123454321 June 14, 2018

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology 

The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.

E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.

Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017

AP Computer Science Principles 

A completely useless class that was created basically so that the College Board can earn an extra buck. The class has not been accepted by any popular colleges or universities currently, as the class is completely based off of logic puzzles and nothing useful. AP Computer Science Principles does not have any learning base within it, since literally all of the practice questions can be answered by someone with no coding experience whatsoever. Basically, if you want a completely unenriching, free, and pointless hour tacked on to your schedule, then sign up for this class.

John- "Only half the kids killed themselves in AP Computer Science Principles today!"
Billy- "What!?! Only half!?!"

AP Computer Science Principles by crusty carl May 29, 2016

its the principles of it 

when someone does something wrong and your not really mad at them your mad at what they did so its the principles of what they did

Man: Y r u mad @ me?
Me and Kool Aid: Its the principles of it muthafucka the principles!

its the principles of it by Chris Heller December 6, 2006