Pretenvy

When you pretend to be envious of someone elses situation just so they will stfu about it. It can also be used to show support.

I hit matt with some pretenvy so he wouldnt feel bad about how he "scored" with that cow last night.

I used to pretenvy to get laura to shut the the f up about her honey moon to Jamaica and her 8 carat engagement ring.

Pretenvy by Lilbigdickbutt April 6, 2016

Pretendyman 

A Hillsborough term used to describe someone who attends to carry out maintenance on a rental property using a pseudonym

Hi. My name is James...... The Pretendyman (handyman)

Pretendyman by The Milky Bar Kid July 28, 2016

Pretendyrendum 

This is the act of pretending you are actually going to hold a referendum but you know for sure that you can not legally do it.

The SNP has announced they will hold a Pretendyrendum in October 2023.

Pretendyrendum by Alvor2 June 15, 2022