Pretenvy

When you pretend to be envious of someone elses situation just so they will stfu about it. It can also be used to show support.

I hit matt with some pretenvy so he wouldnt feel bad about how he "scored" with that cow last night.

I used to pretenvy to get laura to shut the the f up about her honey moon to Jamaica and her 8 carat engagement ring.

by Lilbigdickbutt April 6, 2016

Pretendyman

A Hillsborough term used to describe someone who attends to carry out maintenance on a rental property using a pseudonym

Hi. My name is James...... The Pretendyman (handyman)

by The Milky Bar Kid July 28, 2016

Pretendyrendum

This is the act of pretending you are actually going to hold a referendum but you know for sure that you can not legally do it.

The SNP has announced they will hold a Pretendyrendum in October 2023.

by Alvor2 June 15, 2022