Definitions by Lilbigdickbutt

Pretenvy

When you pretend to be envious of someone elses situation just so they will stfu about it. It can also be used to show support.

I hit matt with some pretenvy so he wouldnt feel bad about how he "scored" with that cow last night.

I used to pretenvy to get laura to shut the the f up about her honey moon to Jamaica and her 8 carat engagement ring.

Pretenvy by Lilbigdickbutt April 6, 2016