Pretastiche 

The absolute best of the best, Top Gun. Can relate to anything in any field as long as it is the undisputed Number 1.

Max "Did you see that bird I was with the other night?"
Jon "Yeah man, she was pretastiche, well done son!"

Pretastiche by That Guy Babaganoosh November 7, 2006

Pretesticles 

Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.

Theodore has pretesticles.

Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.

"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"

Pretesticles by John Chapman (Actual Size) January 18, 2009

Pretastic

1. To be well known before rising to popularity/fame, whether it be infamous or not.

Dude, you know Lizzie right? She was so pretastic man, before all the drama and shit like that…

Pretastic by Stacked up February 28, 2026