Pretang

the genitalia of an under-age female. pre-pubescent poontang

"When you dropped Jemma off at the park, did you check out all the pretang?"

"Ben went cruising for pretang at the local Crèche"

by bfav March 3, 2009

Prefangled

Preassembled. No assembly required.

Dude! Do you need help puttin' the BBQ together for the party tomorrow? Naw, man! It's one o' them prefangled kind!

by onasphere August 9, 2010

Pretan

A slight burn that turns into a tan.

Dude1: "Hey, you look like a lobster!"
Dude2: "Just you wait, it's a pretan"

by slightlyturkish May 1, 2009

Pretengineer

One who has never obtained licensure or even earned an undergraduate degree in engineering, but tells people he's an engineer anyway in order to stroke his ego. Technically unlawful under most jurisdictions.

Chase tells everyone he's a professional engineer, but he's only obtained a 2-year technician's degree. What a pretengineer.

by Hairdressor459 July 12, 2017

Pretengineering

The art of pretending to engineer or possess scientific and/or technical knowledge. Pretengineering may be motivated by idiocy, intense laziness, or a hangover.

Rick was pretengineering for all he was worth at the meeting this morning, which was not much. The Leaning tower of Pisa was obviously built by pretengineers.

by tranceglobal41 January 20, 2009

Pretenglish

A fake English accent. Short for pretend English, or pretentious English.

Guy: "Blimey! That bloke's a bloody wanker! Bullocks!"

Other guy: "Stop speaking Pretenglish, you're from Arizona."

by parallel_master April 2, 2019

Hentai Protangonistitis

A certain medical condition where a person has no eyes, but inadvertently gains superpowers: the known side effects are harems, lustful personalities, and Yandere actions: it’s a blessing to most onlookers.

The man across the street has been blessed with Hentai Protangonistitis

by Caramel_is_scrumptious October 4, 2019