Urban Dictionary: Definitions by onasphere

Apostrophe abuse

The flagrant insertion or omission of an apostrophe in written English.

Look at that sign over there! It says "Steves Gun's". That's apostrophe abuse!

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Preassembled. No assembly required.

Dude! Do you need help puttin' the BBQ together for the party tomorrow? Naw, man! It's one o' them prefangled kind!

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Rain just wet enough to get you damp. If you're concerned about your appearance, you need an umbrella for drizzle.

Drizzle by onasphere August 21, 2009

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Fighting over how much to tip the waiter/waitress. Also fighting between servers over the tip itself.

"Lunch went well, except for the decision on how much to tip, which erupted into gratuitous violence."

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