Definitions by onasphere

Apostrophe abuse 

The flagrant insertion or omission of an apostrophe in written English.

Look at that sign over there! It says "Steves Gun's". That's apostrophe abuse!

Apostrophe abuse by onasphere August 13, 2010

Prefangled 

Preassembled. No assembly required.

Dude! Do you need help puttin' the BBQ together for the party tomorrow? Naw, man! It's one o' them prefangled kind!

Prefangled by onasphere August 9, 2010

Drizzle 

Rain just wet enough to get you damp. If you're concerned about your appearance, you need an umbrella for drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fa drizzle!

Drizzle by onasphere August 21, 2009

gratuitous violence 

Fighting over how much to tip the waiter/waitress. Also fighting between servers over the tip itself.

"Lunch went well, except for the decision on how much to tip, which erupted into gratuitous violence."

gratuitous violence by onasphere August 16, 2009