parallel_master's definitions

shitbat crazy

Like batshit crazy, only shittier and battier.

My ex-girlfriend was shitbat crazy, but she was great in bed.

by parallel_master December 8, 2017

passive aggro

Passive aggressive.

I drank some of my roommate's milk, and later he went all passive aggro and wrote his name on all his food with black marker.

by parallel_master October 6, 2017

PILK

acronym for People I'd Like to Kill

all these assholes are going on my PILK list

by parallel_master December 8, 2017

smokeups

A case of hiccups that occurs right when you light a cigarette. Involuntary hiccups happen right when you take a drag, every drag, making the smoke utterly unejoyable.

The smokeups infuriatingly go away as soon as you're done smoking.

Amy: "How you enjoying that smoke?"

Matt: "Impossible to get a full drag because I got the smokeups." takes drag, inhales *hiccup* "See? Drives me crazy!

by parallel_master September 23, 2017

Pretenglish

A fake English accent. Short for pretend English, or pretentious English.

Guy: "Blimey! That bloke's a bloody wanker! Bullocks!"

Other guy: "Stop speaking Pretenglish, you're from Arizona."

by parallel_master April 2, 2019

Shy Shitter

A person pooping in a public restroom, who goes immediately silent when someone else enters the facility as if embarrassed to be pooping in public.

Guy #1:"It sure is quiet in here, but I can tell someone's in that stall."

Guy #2: "Probably just a shy shitter."

by parallel_master September 24, 2017

hipster alert

Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.

"There's something deeply noble about growing your own vegetables."

"Hipster alert!"

by parallel_master June 13, 2018