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Penrice Academy 

A fucking whorehouse filled with midgets and teenagers who lose their virginity at 13. All the teachers are peadophiles.
I went to Penrice Academy for a day and left with a pregnant son.

Prentice 

A Jamaican word which means one who pretends to be real and carries news to girl after eavesdropping
Di bwoy a prentice from long time
Prentice by Jadumplin January 20, 2019

Penrice Academy 

Penrice Academy is full off gormless year 7 midgets with ketchup stains on there blazers, Musty covered hands with sausage roll greese on them. They make "Yo Mama" jokes like it's the funniest thing in the world and the only thing you can hear in a year 7 yard is "SHEEEEEESHH!" like shut the fuck up - JB

Prentice 

The sexiest person I know. He constantly makes you laugh and smile. One word from him, and your day is made. Any girl would be lucky to have him. He's super sweet, caring and understanding. Even though his giggles sound like a donkey orgasm, they're pretty cute. He should give up Xbox though, he's horrible at it :P
Girl 1: Ew who is that
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: That emo kid over there
Girl 2: >:o Hey that's Prentice
Girl 1 What kind of a name is that...
Girl 2: A cute one
Girl 1: Do you like him or something?
Girl 2: He's my baby daddy
Prentice by Guess :D January 17, 2013

prentice 

To overanalyze a situation, comment or turn of phrase and the resulting retort or explanation pointing out the flaws produces an awkward silence or kills the conversation completely.
Mike and i were joking about people getting killed by frozen pee falling from aeroplanes and Bob prentice'd it.
prentice by dark herald February 4, 2010
No talent ass-clown who thinks he's tough uber shizam but really likes to take choads up the ass.
That kid is a fuckin Penrice... Look at his huge truck his daddy bought him.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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