Premature Paculation

When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.

This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.

Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets

Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?

Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.

Dude: Oh, what's that?

Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.

Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009

Premature Paculation

Is a condition that occurs while playing Miss Pacman and/or Pacman when a player prematurely eats a power pellit before any ghost are near, resulting only 0 ghost being eaten. The condition most commonly occurs in early boards.

Josh: "I'm not going to get my extra man this board because of premature paculation."

Jon: "Yeah, you suck!"

Premature Paculation by VreeJ August 22, 2007

Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

Premature Send-jaculation by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

premature e-jaculation 

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

premature e-jaculation by Boss Brian June 3, 2009

Premature Text-Jaculation. 

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

Premature Text-Jaculation. by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010

Pre-Mature Send-aculation

When you accidentally send a text or e-mail without any attachment you meant to attach, or anything that you meant to write

Sorry I sent you the e-mail without the documents, I had Pre-Mature Send-aculation and hit enter before I attached the documents.

Pre-Mature Send-aculation by Maheine Asmelly May 9, 2011