Premature Kojaculation 

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.

"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."

Premature Kojaculation by Don Howard September 2, 2007

Premature Keyjaculation

The act of accidentally hitting "The Big Key" while still in the passionate heat of typing a message, requiring a 2nd message in order to finish the job. (The Send key while texting, or Enter key while chatting)

Mr. Sheen: So I told my publicist that I just keep winning and winning, and he said

Mr. Estevez: Ya...so what did he say??

Mr. Estevez: Oh, come on bro!

Mr. Sheen: Hang on.... (sent while cutting and pasting)

Mr. Estevez: Geez, just forget it!

Mr. Sheen: Sorry dude, Premature Keyjaculation! I went to hit the quote key but hit the enter key instead...anyways, he said "Winning at what? Becoming the world's biggest asshole?" Can you believe that guy??

facebook: Your message was not sent because Mr. Estevez is offline.

Premature Keyjaculation by Tropical Daydreamer April 1, 2011