PrePerv 

Boys, usually in middle school, who are just learning all of the perverted jokes and repetitively keep using them at all the wrong moments, ruining the humor in the jokes.

Charlie: "Hey, how are you?"
Miles: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Charlie: "Uh, what's up?"
Mile: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Anna: "What a preperv..."

PrePerv by Anna Hedgehog June 14, 2008

preserverance 

The ability to keep going even of you think the task is too much too handle. Being able to handle anything that comes in your direction, even though it may seem impossible. The ability to take on and concur whatever may face you. The fortitude to keep your mindset and keep pushing towards the goal.

My preserverance was strong enough to defeat my battle against the demons in my mind. I preserved the strength that I learned and used it against my enemies.

preserverance by Alf&om613 February 5, 2018

Preperation H 

Medication cream for hemroids.

Dr. Evil: We finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call Preperation H.

Scotty: Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass?

Preperation H by zombiieluuv May 23, 2011

Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy 

1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling

IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART

Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*

Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy by phychosalinas November 7, 2010

Life Preserver 

The iris of one's eyeball- notably, the part of the eye that is pigmented with color, said to resemble the shape of a life-preserver.

I'd give it all up, just to take a look at those bright blue eyes again- like Life Preservers keeping me afloat upon an ocean of indifference and desolution...

Life Preserver by rudealbeitreasonable August 11, 2021

Village Green Preservation Society 

The Kinks are the village green preservation society.
This phrase is derived from an album called

"The Kinks are The Village Green Preservation Society," released by The Kinks in 1968. It was uniquely out-of-step with its time. Everyone else was singing about rippling rainbows and purple trees, Ray Davies was singing about a happy England which never really existed in the glory in which he paints it, but which could if everybody listened to this album!

God Bless the Village Green and God Save The Kinks!

The Village Green Preservation Society:
"We are the office block persecution affinity,
God save little shops, china cups and virginity."

Village Green:
"Out in the country, far from all the soot and noise of the city,
there's a village green.
It's been a long time, since I last set eyes on the church with the steeple, down by the village green.
It was there I met a girl called Daisy, and kissed her by the old oak tree."

Village Green Preservation Society by ray davies is wise May 23, 2011

preserve my sexy 

To harness ones sexuality in a way that allows for one to purpetuate it for the future. in a sense, to preserve ones sexy is to secure their sexy from injury, destruction or relative harm and decay.

I use proactive solution because it helps me moisturize my situation and preserve my sexy.

preserve my sexy by a_con January 6, 2010