Definitions by rudealbeitreasonable
Life Preserver
The iris of one's eyeball- notably, the part of the eye that is pigmented with color, said to resemble the shape of a life-preserver.
I'd give it all up, just to take a look at those bright blue eyes again- like Life Preservers keeping me afloat upon an ocean of indifference and desolution...
Life Preserver by rudealbeitreasonable August 11, 2021
ig saw it first
Literally translates to “Instagram” saw it first. Used most often by an instagram thot with a drab personality who posts a photo from her instagram on other social media platforms to draw attention to the fact that she invariably has an Instagram.
In other words: a lazy, uncreative attempt at attracting followers for perceived social pseudo-capital on a digital platform; ultimately with no real gain to be had, other than, perhaps, an empty click or follow.
In other words: a lazy, uncreative attempt at attracting followers for perceived social pseudo-capital on a digital platform; ultimately with no real gain to be had, other than, perhaps, an empty click or follow.
“Oh my god did you see Doris’s new Facebook? She looked so hot, it totally made me wet...“
Yeah, she’s so original, she captioned it ‘ig saw it first.’
Yeah, she’s so original, she captioned it ‘ig saw it first.’
ig saw it first by rudealbeitreasonable November 13, 2020
vietnam flashback
When you go down to eat out a girls strange, and get a flashback of a previous encounter with the hairiest pussy you ever saw, much like the dense brush of the jungles in Vietnam.
Yo Morgan what'd you end up doing last night with that Tess girl?
Man I went in to tame her and got a Vietnam flashback of my ex's gape!
Man I went in to tame her and got a Vietnam flashback of my ex's gape!
vietnam flashback by rudealbeitreasonable August 25, 2016