Powerbawled

The feelings you get after you realize the powerball ticket you hold is just a receipt of the winning numbers and not the actual ticket.

I thought I had won the powerball after checking the numbers online. I was in shock, and making huge plans for about 10 minutes, until I realized it was was just a print out of the winning numbers from the next day. I was immediately brought back to reality, adrenaline rush was over, got back together with my girlfriend and begged for my job back.. I was a mess the crying finally stopped. I was powerbawled.

Powerbawled by Petesbeeps July 11, 2017

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Powerbaldmars

The Powerbaldmars, occasionally shortened to "PBM"

are a group of three wonderful girls

named Blossmar, Bubbmar and Buttmar.

This awesome trio are the best of friends

and they love to fight crime and the forces of evil !

Person: Aren't the Powerbaldmars just amazing?

Person 2: Definitely,

You'd think Mojo Jojo would've learned by now !

Person 3: Never mess with a Powerbaldmar.

Powerbaldmars by Buttmar. June 24, 2009

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Powerbald

A man who shaves his head to avoid male pattern baldness.

Check the guy on the Harley when he takes off his helmet. I bet he's a powerbald

Powerbald by Clogfish January 13, 2019

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powerballed

Term used while getting head. Means powerthrusting and having ballsack smash on the giving persons chin.

I just powerballed Amy real good!

powerballed by LYNCHman December 9, 2012

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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