Power Loaf

Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.

After 3 days Mike started the protein shake diet he went to the bathroom to pinch off a power loaf.

by JustinCredible H August 5, 2020

Power-loaf

A shitty meatloaf that your hooker girlfriend makes

Pam you made such a power-loaf for dinner last night and I can’t stand you.

by brittykitty20 November 15, 2021

Loaf Poker

A male, typically homosexual, who enjoys giving anal.

Loaf: turd - as in "Pinch off a Loaf"
Poke: poke

Seth's back door is always open to a handsome loaf poker.

by DaAnonymous1 June 10, 2009

powerload

Masturbuating to the point of climaxing than stopping for five days through the weekday. Once you feel you have a good bit of sperm built up proceed in activitys for the weekend.

"How was your date with sally last night Bill?"
"Awesome, I was powerloading the whole week so she got a mouth full."

by haskill August 16, 2008