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Power Loaf 

Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.
After 3 days Mike started the protein shake diet he went to the bathroom to pinch off a power loaf.
Power Loaf by JustinCredible H August 5, 2020

Loaf Poker 

A male, typically homosexual, who enjoys giving anal.

Loaf: turd - as in "Pinch off a Loaf"
Poke: poke
Seth's back door is always open to a handsome loaf poker.
Loaf Poker by DaAnonymous1 June 10, 2009

powerload 

Masturbuating to the point of climaxing than stopping for five days through the weekday. Once you feel you have a good bit of sperm built up proceed in activitys for the weekend.
"How was your date with sally last night Bill?"
"Awesome, I was powerloading the whole week so she got a mouth full."
powerload by haskill August 16, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026