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Power Bump 

This seemingly innocent term (which derives from the art of 'bumping' iphones) is used to refer to people of the opposite sex who are attractive and 'Bump Worthy'.

Now used on nights out as a discreet indication to friends of potential men whom are worthy of a look and possibly even a smile. It tends to replace the word 'fit' which in our eyes is too obvious, tacky and lacks any element of subtley.

In addition - Power Bump refers to the elite members of the bump force, who are so attactive that they take our breath away. Generally these are celebrities and basically; exceedingly good looking - in every way. Almost everyone agrees on power bumps.

powerdump 

A common variant of dump, the powerdump often occurs when one has diahrrea, has eaten something just a little too spicy, or has held it in just way too long. According to extensive reasearch on the powerdump, the majority of people who undergo it often say that it is one of the more unpleasant kinds of dumps. When taking a powerdump, it is not unusual to firmly grip the underside of the toilet seat to maintain stability.
Man, Rick had to take a powerdump last night, and he ended up spewing crap all over the place before he could sit down. Now my bathroom's ruined.
powerdump by Rastablowtorch August 27, 2005

Powerdump 

A kind of dump when one has to quickly enter and exit the bathroom. Aside from the speed, it is no different from a normal dump. No corners may be cut to reduce the time.
Guy: "Dude, they'll deduct minutes from my paycheck if it takes me longer than a minute to go to the bathroom."

Friend: "Looks like you need to take a powerdump"
Powerdump by Argetlahm June 17, 2008

Powerdump 

To squat down and allow the fecal matter to come out of your ass.

To clean the colon.
Did you see Dave on tv last week? No what happened? Dave came out, squatted down and took a massive powerdump all over the place.
Powerdump by ducknukem2999 December 17, 2008
two sisters that both aspire to be models but are terribly ugly and both have discusting boyfriends.
they both share used tampons and use lanky arms to touch each other while they sleep
kelly bower + holly bower are both powerbum
powerbum by bang tidy get a perm October 19, 2008
with power, humping my boyfriend while airborne and he’s laying on his stomach
bf: please don’t powerhump me!
gf: hold still
powerhump by pwrhmpqueen March 20, 2025