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pound the meat

To masterbate. Used for males because the 'meat' would be their penis.
Jon: Oh man, can't wait till i get home and pound the meat.
Mike: You definitely need a girl!
pound the meat by BIGL_182 June 21, 2006

pound your meat 

The pounding of your meat is considered the most intense form of masturbation that a male can achieve. Essentially you beat your meat so hard that the pure force of the motion creates a sound wave so powerful that it breaks the sound barriers. When trying to achieve this pure strength of wanking, it is advised to wear protective material such as glasses and gloves for there may be shrapnel.
Person 1:"Dude I can't sleep at night. It sounds like an airplane in your room. You've really gotta stop pounding your meat."
Person 2:"You're just jealous that you don't know how to pound your meat like me."

pound the meat

To have hard sex with a woman you have no feelings for or care about, she is just "meat" to you.

To "pound" means to pound her, to have hard sex until you hear that lovely pounding sound that brings music to all of our ears!
Jeff: I met up with Laura last night
Mike: Hahaha, did you pound the meat?
Jeff: Of course! She couldn't walk the next day, she loves it.
Mike: Ok but don't be developing any feelings for her or the phrase "pound the meat" will loose all value!"
Jeff: hahaha so true Mike, so true.
pound the meat by Max the Mouth January 7, 2012

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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