Pouna
When a fart travels from your butt cheeks up through your vagina lips and then smells like poop and tuna.
Pouna by Craven Moorhead December 29, 2020
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polnareffsexual
A sexual attraction towards Jean Pierre Polnareff from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders / JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind.
polnareffsexual by JPPolnareff October 15, 2019
Ponads
Police who have a tendency to whack you in the nads. usually at a party or rave that gets busted and or sometimes a riot or other civil disturbance.
Also related to Bangcock
Also related to Bangcock
That party was great last nite until the cops came and started whacking people in the nads, especially those who wouldn't leave.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.
Ponads by sklawzisalreadymynmae September 27, 2011
Poonaner Jones
A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
toki pona
Toki Pona is a simple constructed language consisting of 120 words and 18 basic sounds. It was created by Canadian linguist Sonja Elen Kisa in 2001. It is a minimal language. Like a pidgin, it focuses on simple concepts and elements that are relatively universal among cultures. Toki Pona aims to express maximal meaning with minimal complexity. There are five vowels and nine consonants (j, k, l, m, n, p, s, t, w). The grammar is very regular and easy to learn. Core words are combined for more specific meanings. Verb endings are all the same, since there is no tense. Since there are a limited number of words, there is some ambiguity and often the meaning is derived from context. Each word can have multiple meanings, which makes learning the language more difficult than one might think. For example, the word 'Pona' can be a verb (to improve, to fix), an adjective (good, simple, right), a noun (goodness, simplicity), or an interjection (great!, cool! yay!). Context helps to determine which particular meaning is intended.
poonami
poo-nah-mee NOUN
1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).
2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.
Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).
2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.
Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
poonami by canoebrain November 9, 2012
Jean Pierre Polnareff
The epitome of French anime characters. Polnareff is a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. His stand is called Silver Chariot and his hair deserves to be the next French tourist attraction.
Jean Pierre Polnareff by iainteverseen2prettybestfriend November 14, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.