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cock portfolio
Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.
Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!
Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!
cock portfolio by HOEL November 9, 2010
Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure
portfolio
portfolio by InstantSunrise November 5, 2010
portfolio killer
Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."
Dexter: "Wall Street?"
Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."
Dexter: "But what about the code?"
Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"
Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"
Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."
Dexter: "Wall Street?"
Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."
Dexter: "But what about the code?"
Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"
Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"
Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."
portfolio killer by Downsized October 9, 2011
Drug Portfolio
The list of drugs one has done in his/her lifetime, usually recorded over the course of several years
Drug Portfolio by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026