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potato face 

Someone who's face looks like a potato. This is usually used as an insult.

There are many things that rhyme with this word, including:
-Kobe's shoelace
-Religious waste
-Tomato paste
-Running pace
etc.
potato face by williamazing12 February 25, 2017

potato face 

Someone with an abnormally large forehead, similar to having a potato on it
Wow, shes such a potato face!
potato face by Forshizzles March 27, 2007

Pottaface 

Pronounced: "pott-a-face"
Used to describe someone who looks like or reads too much Harry Potter
Steve: "Wtup man? you wanna kick it?"
Jon: "Can't...gotta finish reading my Harry Potter book. I'm On chapter 22"
Steve: "What! You fuckin' POTTAFACE!"
Pottaface by Dubsauce July 26, 2007

Potatofication

The act of depriving a person or a group of people of their human qualities by treating them as cheap objects worth the price of a potato.
Syrian passport holders are experiencing potatofication on borders and airports.
Potatofication by Laila Webster January 7, 2020

potatoflake 

A pasty white trump supporter who disparages snowflakes while whining about how trumpians are portrayed as morons and undesirables. Often obsessed with former black presidents and generally has more guns than teeth. The term potatoflake is derived from the observation that dried instant potato flakes are diametrically opposite to the overused term @snowflake”, which is often used to describe a rational person who is offended by trumpians or other Similar imbeciles.
Look at that guy on Fox whining about fake news; he’s such a potatoflake.
potatoflake by Igeeee May 21, 2020

Mashed Potato Face 

The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.
Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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