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Potatoe man 

If you are a potatoe man you are born with many skills. They are usually sport related skills. If you are nicknamed "potatoe man" you will get all the girls and be very popular. You will never get rejected by anyone and most girls crave to date you and most boys crave to be friends with you.
Girl 1: oh look it's potatoe man he's so hot
Boy 1: I wish I could be friends with potatoe man
Potatoe man by Potatoeboy456 October 9, 2019
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little potato man 

Hello, Little Potato Man, you're the one that always causes trouble.

Mashed Potato Man 

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.
"The Mashed Potato Man has come back!"
Mashed Potato Man by Scnigey March 23, 2003

Outer Space Potato Man 

A strange creature of unknown extra-terrestrial origin. Usually somewhat lumpy and brown.
Outer Space Potato Man by WHOM? September 25, 2009

potato man 

A faggot. A down low brother. A man that likes to stick his root in another man's tater.
Chris: Deon seems like a pretty cool dude.
Jon: Nah man, he tried to fag on me in my own crib the other night. He a real potato man.
potato man by cuntpickle March 11, 2010

Stan the Potato Man 

A character who appeared on one episode of Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men. The most popular out of all the minor characters in the Bill and Ben series. Spoke with a West Country accent and done quite a delightful dance when ever he sang his world famous song.
#I am Stan the Potato Man, find a better if you can. You will never never see another potato quite like me.#
Stan the Potato Man by Tricko July 25, 2006

Potato Man 

A mysterious man that steals potatoes from kids that dont listen to their parents to punish them he is made from potatoes and tastes like bacon be good kids or you will lose your potatoes
Be good or potato man will steal your potatoes
Potato Man by Potato Man Steals January 15, 2019