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Potato peel 

When you use a potato peeler to remove someones skin, almost like your peeling a potato.
Last night I have that bitch the Potato Peel, I gotta clean the floor now.
Potato peel by DuhReelReapa January 5, 2017
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Trying to peel a potato with another potato 

Jane: I'm currently trying to peel a potato with another potato.
Samuel: Aww, what happened?
Jane: My dog just passed away yesterday.

potato peeling 

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell

Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
potato peeling by syny567 March 7, 2009

potato peeler 

A female who scrapes her teeth on a male's penis while giving fellatio.
Man, you don't wanna mess wit that chick. I heard she's a potato peeler...
potato peeler by SweetSixer December 1, 2003

How the potato peels

Means the same as the "cookie crumbles", just a different spin on it.
That's just how the potato peels, not much you can do about it.

Holy Potato Peelings 

Owww...
So, anyways, there was this guy, and I says to him, "Somebody get me a danish," and he says, "Holy potato peelings."
Holy Potato Peelings by some guy August 13, 2003

Potato Peeler 

Olivia: Lily and Emma, are you guys Potato Peeler s?
Lily: No
Emma: Yes
Olivia: It means to eat your own farts
Lily and Emma: Oh LOL no I don't peel potatoes
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