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Boiling a Potato 

When a gay man puts a raw unwashed potato in his ass then has his partner pound him in the ass until the room smells like shit. After the man with the potato ass has his partner climax in his anus he squats down and lets mashed potatos and splooge leak out of his anus into a cup. The they share it like to lovers from the 50's in a malt shop.
Whoa I can't believe I walked in on Kris and Beau boiling a potato. I almost called the dinosaurs.

potatopoii 

discord user potatopoii#0001 has a gigantic 48cm (19 inch) penis and he’s admin with allah cat on the best discord anarchy server (discord.gg/HTu8KcSK37)
obama: look it’s potatopoii i heard he’s admin on the best anarchy server and he has a gigantic penis

barley: *cries* my anarchy server good too and i too have big 3 cm penis :’(
potatopoii by barley2837 April 24, 2021

Potatoboy 

When there is a fat dumb ass who don't know shit you got a potatoboy.
Me: Yo Potatoboy.
Potatoboy: Yeah
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumb shit.
Potatoboy: *tells stupid joke**
Me: Fucking Potatoboy
Potatoboy by P0tatob0y November 11, 2018

potatobitch 

When someone who loves potatoes is being a real bitch about something.
Jesus, you potato loving freak, you're being such a bitch over that money!
potatobitch by Maitias January 8, 2005

Potatobot 

One who repeats that which has been professed by another as one's own original thought while also having the facial shape and/or features of an Idaho potato. Usually female, but can be male as well. Typically found trolling in the comment sections of news websites and social media pages.
Not only is she clueless, she is a potatobot.
Potatobot by jimorhank November 27, 2017

Potatobob 

The Gigaest of all Chads. The most epic gamer. He is so cool.
You are a Potatobob
Potatobob by binisjamin January 8, 2022