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Boiling a Potato 

When a gay man puts a raw unwashed potato in his ass then has his partner pound him in the ass until the room smells like shit. After the man with the potato ass has his partner climax in his anus he squats down and lets mashed potatos and splooge leak out of his anus into a cup. The they share it like to lovers from the 50's in a malt shop.
Whoa I can't believe I walked in on Kris and Beau boiling a potato. I almost called the dinosaurs.

potatopoii 

discord user potatopoii#0001 has a gigantic 48cm (19 inch) penis and he’s admin with allah cat on the best discord anarchy server (discord.gg/HTu8KcSK37)
obama: look it’s potatopoii i heard he’s admin on the best anarchy server and he has a gigantic penis

barley: *cries* my anarchy server good too and i too have big 3 cm penis :’(
potatopoii by barley2837 April 24, 2021

Potatoboy 

When there is a fat dumb ass who don't know shit you got a potatoboy.
Me: Yo Potatoboy.
Potatoboy: Yeah
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumb shit.
Potatoboy: *tells stupid joke**
Me: Fucking Potatoboy
Potatoboy by P0tatob0y November 11, 2018

potatobitch 

When someone who loves potatoes is being a real bitch about something.
Jesus, you potato loving freak, you're being such a bitch over that money!
potatobitch by Maitias January 8, 2005

Potatobot 

One who repeats that which has been professed by another as one's own original thought while also having the facial shape and/or features of an Idaho potato. Usually female, but can be male as well. Typically found trolling in the comment sections of news websites and social media pages.
Not only is she clueless, she is a potatobot.
Potatobot by jimorhank November 27, 2017

Potatobob 

The Gigaest of all Chads. The most epic gamer. He is so cool.
You are a Potatobob
Potatobob by binisjamin January 8, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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