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Posties
1. Noun: (most common) nicotine rips mainly after a meal or other receptor priming activity
2. Noun: (less common) any ceremonious use of drugs after an important event
2. Noun: (less common) any ceremonious use of drugs after an important event
1. That Taco Bell slapped, can I hit your juul to take some posties?
2. that pregame was hype, I have some blow, anyone trying to rip posties?
2. that pregame was hype, I have some blow, anyone trying to rip posties?
Posties by Suhdudeyonder July 15, 2021
Related Words
ghost posties • posty • postie • postest • pootiestain • Postest Modernism • postier • Postie Roulette • Postie-wank • Postistic
Posties
South African slang for a gathering of people, usually at someones home, after a night out. Is comparable to pre's, that being a gathering of people before a night out. People usually continue to drink and do drugs, except without the expectation of going out.
Posties by blue muppet April 18, 2023
ghost posties
Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.
Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).
Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).
ghost posties by Trog2FdUp2C1 May 25, 2009
The Posies
A great but criminally little-known alt rock group around mostly in the eighties and nineties. Best songs: (In my opinion!) Solar Sister, Earlier than Expected. Heavily influenced by Big Star, and they sound like they were influenced by Teenage Fanclub. Most popular album is probably Frosting On The Beater.
The Posies by FrequentlyConfusedTeenager January 4, 2009
Porta Potties
1. A row of blue portable toilets.
2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.
Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.
Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.
Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.
Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"
JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."
John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."
John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
Porta Potties by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012
Rascal Pasties
Goose (entering bar from side entrance): "Word"
Whitto: "Mate, have a gander at Goose's new brogues..."
Kev: "Fuck Me!! Check them Rascal Pasties!!!"
Whitto: "Mate, have a gander at Goose's new brogues..."
Kev: "Fuck Me!! Check them Rascal Pasties!!!"
Rascal Pasties by JimiBiz August 24, 2008
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