Posterbait 

the act of posting a vague statement to Facebook or Twitter that invariably forces friends to respond with comments that beg for more information to explain the backstory of the original post.

She constantly posterbaits from her iphone with comments like "I can't believe that just happened..." Why can't she just say what "it" is to begin with?!?!

Posterbait by Sam Sharpe August 29, 2009

Posterity 

All future generations ahead. All the unborn generations collectively. All the people who will exist in the future. All succeeding generations. -Emeasoba George

Posterity is synonymous with offspring.

Posterity by Emeasoba George June 1, 2018

poosterbate 

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

posturbate 

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

Potterbait 

Someone who is not regularly hot, but bears strong resemblance (physical or any other) to a character in the Harry Potter series, thus making them attractive to fans.

Whoa that girl looks exactly like Ginny Weasley. And she's my best friends sister. Such Potterbait!

Potterbait by Matt Coon August 29, 2007

posturbate 

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.

You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.

posturbate by jigganut January 2, 2015

posterbate 

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.

Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.

posterbate by lauracs June 13, 2008