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Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.
Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.
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Poolette 

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.
I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!
Poolette by davefiver August 15, 2011

poulette 

"Regarde elle...CA s'tune belle poulette!"

"Look at her...THAT is a sexy girl!"
poulette by Patrick Prudhomme August 4, 2007
A dull, uninspired, horrible dipstick of a person, who is usually disliked by acquaintances, heavily procrastinates, and is perpetually misleading
Oh come on now Michael, don't be such a posnett!
posnett by 137Death April 19, 2021
An old italian slang word, poletti is used to describe a flacid penis
I wanted to fuck him last night, but when he unzipped he had a poletti.
poletti by ALCsurvivor September 27, 2012
A woman who has two sides to her. She can be charismatic, funny, connect with you in a special kind of way (whether it be romantic or friendly), she's sure to have a big impact on your life if you take the necessary precautions to let her in. Polettes are a very reserved people, usually takes a while for you to earn their trust but once you do, hold on like george of the jungle swingin on vines.

On the other hand, she can be a real bitch about some things, but in the good way. The kind of way where you enjoy arguing with her even if shes being a dumbass. Polettes are also known for making bad decisions, in the realm of dating, but at the end of the day, Polettes are the kind of people you want in your life even if they broke your heart.

Most likely listens to "alternative music" because Polettes think theyre unique as fuck
"Oh yeah Polette? She broke my fuckin heart but shes chillin"

"Polette's coming over later dad!"

"Damn shes stupid, classic Polette that one"
Polette by PeePeeBoi67 September 24, 2018