polett

Polett is a girl who is beatiful af, she is really funny, you would want her to be your girlfriend or at least your friend, she can have a hardtime telling you whatever she's feeling unless she trusts you a lot, it isn't easy to gain her trust, but if you do things right she will be one of your best friends, she can also get angry easily if you do anything to her or her friends, so if you ever meet someone named Polett, don't fuck it up

Polett is so pretty, i want to date her.

by elmascapito123 September 9, 2022

poetter

To consistently and deliberately keep trying to break something that does not need fixing. In addition, the new "fix" _must not_ aim to provide any compatibility with what it was supposed to "fix", e.g. everything else should be rebuilt from scratch to accommodate said "fix".

1. verb
to poetter (pøtɐ)

2. noun
A poetter is someone who is poettering (pøtɐɪŋ)

Stop poettering on a Friday!
Who poetterred that server?

by pideins October 1, 2019

Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).

I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

poleitician

A stripper.

GUY 1: Yo, I hooked up last night with a poleitician.

GUY 2: Where does she hold office?

GUY 1: Spearmint Rhino.

poleitician

by lakersfan1984 January 28, 2009

poetterware

Poetterware is a type of software mostly found on Linux systems, for example systemd, pulseaudio, policykit, consolekit, xdg-open, colord and more.
This software generally works very well and solves really complicated problems, but if it doesn't behave the way it should, you will have a hard time debugging the issue (e.g. via dbus), working around it (by quick hacks) or use alternative software. It may be written by Lennart Poettering or the freedesktop foundation or other participants in the ecosystem.

You're using Gentoo Linux with systemd? Yes, although it's poetterware it works very well for me.

by gnu_jj September 20, 2017

Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.

Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.

by Business Horse June 10, 2012

Polested

When you're molested by the police.

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.

by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014