davefiver's definitions

Poolette

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.

I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!

by davefiver August 15, 2011

Tortasm

Giving a Tortoise an orgasm

Dude look over there that guys giving a tortasm!

by Davefiver January 11, 2012

Poovet

A gentle blanket of fart gas that covers your face

That fart has just enveloped me in a warm cuddley poovet

by davefiver August 15, 2011

dragons tongue

Oral Sex after eating chillies!

I just gave someone the dragons tongue.

by DaveFiveR June 19, 2008