Position 7

A variety of date rape drug that not only knocks your partner out cold, but also leaves them sleeping croached over on their knees face down with both hands spreading their cheeks wide.

Tom - Dude, what did you do with the P-7 I gave you earlier.
Jimmy - I slipped it in Sharon's drink. Dibs on her when she's in position 7.

Position 7 by Alexander Morgan May 30, 2006

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position 70 

when you are engaging in sexual activity while playing a video game

"Crispy, what r u doin?"
"Position 70 with my dad"

position 70 by BIG MARV AND BRANHAM June 23, 2009

The 79 position 

the art of sitting on one others ass and shitting in each others ass and then performing anal sex or {toe anal}after

"man we did the 79 position last night and i still feel retained pieces"

The 79 position by Toe anal June 15, 2018

Quadruped Position 

Aristocratic term for the sexual position that the plebeians refer to as "doggie position".
Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.

Thomas: "Beatrice, might we try quadruped position for our intercourse tonight?"
Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating"
Thomas: "Wonderful Beatrice! Might I suggest Gautier Cognac to mark the occasion?"

Quadruped Position by Rizzey January 23, 2023

Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.

"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me

Sloth position by super sloth man October 21, 2014

Loser Position

The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.

My goddess instructed me to get into the loser position so I could eat all my cummies!

Loser Position by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021