Posiden

That crazy water king guy from ancient greece. Enjoys killing your ships and shit.

That crazy bastard Posiden crushed that ship so hard it blew up.

by Yummy Yogurt January 11, 2012

posiden's kiss

When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.

I had a posiden's kiss this morning.

by The Great White Tuna October 01, 2015

posiden's kiss

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.

On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.

by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017

Posiden powder

The secret ingredient in crabby paddies. Is also another word for cocaine.

Yo i just got some posiden powder for super cheap!

by Alpacasarecute December 04, 2018

Posiden Powder

Cocaine

Y'all... I just got some posiden powder

by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 03, 2019

Posiden’s plunge

When you sit down on the toilet and your testicle plunge into the water.

Mother fucker! I just took Posiden’s plunge. How the fuck am I going wash my balls in the sink at work?

by RourkeEleven September 12, 2019

posiden's lick

When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass

I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!

by Jak Dat Boi January 02, 2020