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Portugeese 

The true identity of the "Portuguese", inhabitants of Portugal. The Portugeese are geese disguised as humans. They are cool, if you treat them well. You might hear them honk, if you're lucky.
Me: Hey, dude, are you Portugeese?
Also me: Honk yeah.
Portugeese by franf the carrot September 15, 2019

portugeese breakfast

when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina
" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
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portugeese breakfast

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and cracks two eggs and oils the woman's behind with hands and penis and when the booty is nice and oily resume anal sex.
(also may include one of the partners simutaniously 69 a Pinata lol)
My girl was feeling kind of kinky, and asked me to treat her to a portugeese breakfast.
portugeese breakfast by kz424 January 13, 2008

portugeese leg licker 

Something to randomly shout oud during a class of some sort.

Portuguese Space Shuttle 

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).
The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!
Portuguese Space Shuttle by SG5 September 25, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016