Portis 

Unusally large, hairy, forocious, elusive species of moon crickets. Most are afraid of water, and are easily aggitated. Their voice is very low tone, and they tend to show their teeth as a sign of aggression.
Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.

Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.

Portis by Mista Spyda June 19, 2008

Portis Kickers 

A word deriving from the "mexican like" frustrations resulting from language barriers used to express the feeling of being misunderstood or confused. Also used as an interjection to get someone's attention.

John: "Dude, did you just see that guy running down the hallway? What was he screaming?"

Bill: "PORTIS KICKERS!"

Portis Kickers by obama25 December 17, 2009

Clinton Portis 

Washington Redskins running back who routinely dresses up in outrageous costumes for his weekly news conferences, as well as playing at an All Pro level throughout his career.

Dude, I totally pulled a Clinton Portis yesterday and put on a wig for my interview.

Clinton Portis by P. Ved January 17, 2006

Clinton Portis 

A running back for the washington redskins. Consistantly runs for 1,500 yards each years and cant be stopped by conventional defensive plays

Craig-Dude! did you see that move clinton portis just pulled on Brian Dawkins?
Nick-Yea, He made dawkins look retarted

Clinton Portis by cfoer July 27, 2006

Bobby Portis 

The best player in the NBA, he currently plays for the Milwaukee Bucks. Many consider him better than Michael Jordan

Bobby Portis is my favorite NBA player

Bobby Portis by MilwaukeeBucksFan20330 November 24, 2021

malaja portis 

The greatest

You are a malaja portis

malaja portis by Looosieee January 30, 2018

Partisan hack 

Matthew Kacsmaryk

The faithful partisan hack Matthew Kacsmaryk applies the laws differently based on the party that appointed him with little grasp of logic or fairness.

Partisan hack by GhstChild March 18, 2023